Over the last few weeks somehow Mondays have become a night of terminating. First there was American Gladiators, which is all about terminating the competition, and now there's Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, too. If there's ever been a show… Read More ›
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George, George, George of the Jungle
Jay Ward is responsible for putting on television numerous beloved cartoon characters, characters that have found a life far longer than their initial television run. From Rocky and Bullwinkle to Mr. Peabody and his boy Sherman, to Dudley Do-Right, the… Read More ›
Gene Simmons’s Kiss of Death
I fear that The Celebrity Apprentice just took a major turn for the worse. Last night — and don't read this if you don't want to know what happened — poor Gene Simmons got fired. Scratch that, stupid Gene Simmons… Read More ›
Cashmere Mafia Doesn’t Upset Me (and There May be Something Wrong With That)
Heaven help me, I didn't hate Cashmere Mafia yesterday. I know, that should be a good thing, but for some reason it isn't. I went into the episode fully expecting to be just as displeased with it this week as… Read More ›
Boston Legal and I get Connected
I think the scripted shows that networks have in the can are nearly eliminated. Sure, there are a couple of extra episode here and there that are going to be aired in the coming weeks (NBC is throwing up the… Read More ›
Terminators and Gladiators Kill – One with Bullets, the Other with Kindness
Do you know what I like? I like good television. It's just who I am. I think that Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles represents good television. I'm not convinced of it, I may yet be proven wrong, but after two… Read More ›
Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau, and Scott Baio Make for a Golden (Globes Free) Night
Well, it's Monday and there you are thinking to yourself, “Golly, I wonder if Josh watched TV last night.” Come on now, what kind of a silly question is that? Obviously I watched TV. It's what I do. I sat… Read More ›
Funny, I Would Have Called it International Treasure
The incredible success of Dan Brown's novel, The Da Vinci Code spawned innumerable copycats. One of the most successful of these, released before The Da Vinci Code film, is the Nicolas Cage adventure caper, National Treasure. Directed by John Turteltaub… Read More ›
Earl Celebrates Christmas in January While The Apprentice Lies
Do you know what bothers me? I mean, what really, really bothers me. Ridiculously over-the-top promos for decidedly dull moments bother me. No show on television is better at putting together a ridiculously over-the-top moment than The Apprentice. All week… Read More ›
Sarah Connor Chronicles Her Running Into More Terminators
In 1984, Arnold Schwarzenegger starred as the title character in a movie that would turn into a massive Hollywood franchise, Terminator. Schwarzenegger's character is a cyborg covered in human skin, a killing machine. The film went on to have two… Read More ›
Cashmere Mafia vs. Law & Order
I love television. Have I made that abundantly clear yet? Because, I do. I really, really do. I do not however love Cashmere Mafia. Sure, I watched it last night, not in place of the also airing at 10pm Law… Read More ›
Those Desperate Housewives go up Against American Gladiators (in my mind anyway)
Mea culpa. I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. In yesterday's piece I didn't mention Sunday night's Desperate Housewives. I've slammed the show so much over the last year and a half that I should really talk about the bits and pieces… Read More ›
Nova Gets Cold… Damn Cold
Most people have the good sense to stay away from the extreme cold. The temperature drops below a certain point, and people do their best to warm up. Maybe they drink some hot chocolate, maybe they throw on a sweater,… Read More ›
American Gladiators take on the Cashmere Mafia
Oh, I’ll admit it, I’ll admit it happily: yes, I sat there for two hours last night and watched American Gladiators. What’s more, I liked it. Well, mostly liked it anyway. Sure, I was a fan of the original Gladiators… Read More ›
The Celebrity Apprentice and Omarosa
I have long held my tongue on my views about The Apprentice. I sat back and said nothing during the inanity that was the Los Angeles season. I watch in silence as candidate after candidate after candidate embarrassed themselves and… Read More ›
Conan, Letterman, & Co. Return!
For years I've been able to give Jay Leno the benefit of the doubt, that all ended last night. You see, I've always been a Letterman person. I never really liked Leno's brand of humor. But, I thought to myself,… Read More ›
Television Mid-Season Replacements and a Shameless Plug
The new year is upon us, the WGA is still out on strike, and yet a lot of new scripted programming is going to start airing in the next few weeks. Watching some college football yesterday on ABC made it… Read More ›
Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3 or, I Wish I was Little bit Taller, I Wish I was a Baller…
Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3 is a stellar example of what a fighting game on the Nintendo Wii can be. The graphics are clean and crisp, and look cartoon-like. There are over 150 playable characters, 10 game modes, and… Read More ›
Superbad – Yup, That’s Me
Every few years a brand new teen coming of age (sex, drugs, and/or drinking) comedy comes along. They range from the true classic Fast Times at Ridgemont High to the far less amusing Can't Hardly Wait. The recently released to… Read More ›
The WGA Strike, AMPTP, and Me
I'm not going to lie to you. I'm unhappy. I've been out of the country and/or away from home for three out of the past four weeks. I thought, I hoped, I prayed that at some point during my travels… Read More ›